This blog is slowly but surely fading. But I will be on occasionally to update and document some of our memories. Dane I think has entered what most people consider the "terrible twos" for us it didn't hit until 3 1/2 and I am hoping it is short lived.
Here are a few things that have really made me laugh lately. Our nightly Bible stories must be making an impression.
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We went to Adventureland Amusement Park and we pointed out the Ferris Wheel to Dane figuring it was one of the few rides I may actually be able to ride at 8 months pregnant. He got really excited and kept asking when we could ride the Pharisee.
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My Uncle Harold lives with my parents. Dane usually gets excited to see him. Though lately he keeps asking if Uncle Herod is going to be there. And while reading bible stories he will stop and ask is that King Harold or King Herod.
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Dane also likes to shorten words to one syllable, which a lot of times is ending up sounding like borderline swearing. For example he has been really quizzing me on what is a good but and what is a bad butt. He will get me in trouble if he hears me saying the word but, and I will try to explain how it is not that kind of butt. So one day I started singing "conjunction junction what's your function?" He then jumps on board and starts sing over and over "what the funct". Oh boy.
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In Cubbies this spring they got some play-doh to play with and bring home. The Cubbies leaders were laughing at Dane because he was making turdlettes with his play-doh and grossing out the girls, he told me the girls liked it. What the Cubbies leaders didn't know was the first thing he made when he got home was the male anatomy. I am just thankful he only made turdlettes at Cubbies.
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One day Dane asked me if he could go outside. I said yes, then he asked if he could go outside with no clothes on. I said no. His comeback was, "yeah, because then all the neighbors will see me and say who is that little boy wearing a pen*s."
We have a lot of work to do with what is appropriate and not appropriate.